The Toric Wanderings
The Longest Tab
An artifact from the Ferric Years, originally thought to be a dictionary or some kind of encyclopedia. Upon translation, however, it was in fact revealed to be a bar tab of incredible size, still unpaid to this very day. The archeologist who discovered it actually threw his back out trying to lift it out of the hole. It comprises some 112,783 alcoholic beverages, and most amazingly, it appears that there were but two main perpetrators, though their names are lost to the sands of time. Legends abound that if the Tab were ever to be paid, a greater demon will appear from a rift in reality and buy the closest being a pint.